This is in response to Chris's post about airing out Spitzer. Blaming him is one thing, but I want to look at the real root of the problem: girls thinking that their pussy is worth 5 G's!!!!!!! That is a societal epidemic. That is worse than putting the pussy on a pedestal - that's putting the pussy on a pedestal worth 5 G's!!!!!!!!!


I blame society for thinking that these vaginas are the fountain of youth or some shit. The only thing worth 5 g's to me is gold or diamond. Shit that's pink ain't worth 5 g's!!!!!!!! These hoes charging g's for their puss is like is like Toni Kukoc taking 35 shots in a game – sit down, know your role, and don't start acting like a superstar hall of famer cause you ain't. You ain't Jordan, you ain't gonna take the last shot of the game, you ain't gonna score 63 at the Garden. You are Bill Cartwright, so start acting like it and LET PEOPLE HIT IT FOR FREE. Shit, I already had to spend time talking to you and making you laugh and shit. I blame youtube and shit, making everyone think they are famous when they are just all Randolph Childress to me.


5 g's for pussy. Now I understand that you put some special scents and Estee Lauder that pussy up, but unless you encrust that shit with diamonds and a cure for cancer, I ain't paying for it. On the other hand, I did see a picture of that girl. She was fuckin bomb, a solid 9/10, and if I had dough, I'd probably pay like 200 for her. Then I'd wife her. Shit, I been looking at all the wrong places to find a girl I want to wife; I should have been goin to ho houses in the first place.

-Yu

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