Yesterday, it was raining like a motherfucker, so I had to get out an umbrella no homo. I haven't used this umbrella in months, and even if it rains a lil bit, I ain't scared, so I just walk out like it's nothing. But yesterday, it was crazy and I had to go shop for groceries no homo.


Anyways, I get my umbrella and walk into the store, and it's raining like the apocalypse is coming or some shit. You couldn't see shit in front of you, and even though I had an umbrella, I was still wet no homo. So I closed my umbrella up and walked into Randall's, but then I realized I forgot my cell phone. Due to all the business contacts I have stored on my phone, I didn't want it to get jacked. So I decided to walk out back into the rain and get it. So as I was walking out the door, I immediately opened my umbrella back up, some kid was standing next to the door and it send all the rain that was on the umbrella right on this kid's face. Shit was mad funny. I sonned that kid like it was nothing, and his mom was looking at me all shocked and pissed at me. I held my hand up as a gesture of apology and kept walking. Me 1, that whole family 0.

- Yu

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