While watching the Australian Open Women's Final last Saturday, an important thought come across my mind while watching this match. Would it be worth it to marry a bomb ass athletic wife: yes or no? Let me examine the ways:

PROS:

1) She'll most likely be in shape and stay thin for the rest of her life. Now, I know that Prince Naseem got fat after retiring, but Prince Naseem was a male and not a female, so that example doesn't count. But she'll probably have a bomb ass body for a long time, which is tite.

2) She's hot.

CONS:

1) She might get that one disease that strikes NFL players, where they are so addicted to the limelight and fame that they always need to find that sort of rush. And once they retire, they go fucking crazy, robbing banks, abusing drugs, and things like that. I've seen this type of behavior presented to me by Bob Ley on his award winning show entitled "Outside the Lines", which can be seen daily on ESPN. And let me tell you, that shit looks wack. Trust me, it ain't worth it. This means that when she's 40 and you're 40, she'll probably fuck some 20 year old that reminds her of herself. And the next thing you know, you'll be all mad while being interviewed by Bryant Gumbel for an episode of Real Sports on HBO.

And that's all I can think of for now. So is it worth it? That just depends on you and what you do.

-Yu Miyagawa