Yesterday, I wrote about what happened when I got in on Wednesday. Now I will discuss what I did on my second day in LA, which was Thursday.

Jake and Eugene had gone to work mad early - around 6, and I had awoken from my sweat bath sleep around 7. I peered at the door and it was unlocked. I was shocked. I immediately locked it as fast as I could. Then, I went to Jake's bed no homo and passed the fuck out. Jake's bed didn't have any sheets but I was still tired as shit so I didn't give a fuck. The next thing I knew, the clock in Jake's room read 12 and so I realized that it was time to get up after my usual 10 hours of sleep. I was hungry, and Jake had informed me of a burger joint down the street, so I put on my shoes and decided to walk down the street to work on my cardio. The burger joint had a hot girl, about an 8/10, working the counter. She had some nice titties, and I could tell by the way she took my order for a burger that she was really into me. But she wasn't my style (I only fuck with dimes now) so I had to let her know that I wasn't interested in her sexual advances. My burger came and I walked back home to eat it, further working on my cardio. I ate that burger. Next thing I know, Jake came home, and that burger wasn't sitting in my stomach well so I took two shits. Then Eugene came home and we picked up Serina from Giant Robot AGAIN. I forgot, but I think this was the day when her boss kicked me out of the store because my swagger makes Serina blush and she can't focus on her work. Wait no, that actually happened on Friday, but still. So we went to Gyu Kaku, one of my favorite restaurants in LA, and ate some dope food there. Jake paid the bill and we all left. I think this was the night when me and Eugene took a piss at Serina's place. Then we drove back home and passed out, on separate beds. I descended back into the couch of incredible sweat and waited for the next day to come.

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