I bought a new laptop from Dell on February 12th, 2008. And when I purchased it, it said the shipping date was March 10th, 2008. Now, what the fuck is that? I have to wait a month before getting my new computer? What kind of shit is that? I purchased shit so I can have it right now, not in a fuckin month.

But anyways, I waited like a bitch for a month. But each day, I checked the Dell website for updates, and every now and then, the shipping date would move up by a day. And finally, after weeks of waiting, it came today.

Now, I envisioned being able to watch TV and surf the internet on this new laptop at the same time in my living room. I could watch sports while talking to people online, instead of running back and forth in between rooms, which is what I do now. However, the wireless network I attempted to set up is being a bitch, and it looks like my dreams of turning this laptop into a mini media station, complete with my bootlegged versions of Reason, Fruity Loops, Office, and other shit, won't be happening. Instead, I just been playing solitaire on it so far. All in all, I waited patiently for one month for jack shit.

- Yu