I went to Wells Fargo today cause I needed to withdraw $50 to buy some weed. So I got to Wells Fargo and I filled out my slip and all that shit, and upon handing the worker my driver's license, he noticed that I was from Beaverton. And then he asked me about Nike, and I said that Nike headquarters were indeed in Beaverton. And then we started talking about Air Force 1's, although my personal favorites are SB Dunks. In fact, I was just wearing a pair of SB Dunks today. During the conversation, we laughed, we cried, and we grew as people. He took my order, then a strange look came across his face. He said, "Sir, you have no money left in your savings to withdraw." I was like, WHAT THE FUCK and then he said "April Fools." Hhahahahahahahahha fuckin bitch who's gonna be laughin when I catch you coming out of your crib.


-Yu

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