Now, if you know me, you know I enjoy the good movie. That is why I have a Blockbuster membership. Today, I was bored so I took a journey down the street to Blockbuster. I wanted to rent a comedy, or Boiler Room. I took my car, put the key in the ignition like R Kelly no homo and drove off. Upon my arrival, I immediately went to the new releases section. My desires to rent a film such as Boiler Room dissipated like rain when my eyes came across a title that stunned me: "Stone and Ed" (Stoned), a stoner movie about these two guys named Stone and Ed. So to my delight, I put the movie into my hands and was off peacefully, or so I thought.

If you ever been to Blockbuster, you know that they have these TV screens where you can play PS3 or 360 on them. On this screen, they had guitar hero, and as I was standing in line, I was watchin duke play. And he was wack as shit, always fuckin up, and the sound of him fucking up this Journey song was too much for my ears. So I said "You're not very good at that game," and he responded by telling me to mind my own business. Then I said that if he was going to be playing guitar hero on the big screen, that ain't his business. And then some other guy came over and told me to stop talking shit to his little brother. So I said okay and then moved right along in my life.

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