Tonight I decided to get high by myself because one of my favorite things to do is to get high and go to Wendy's and eat their 99 cent chicken nuggets, which if you ask me are the best in the business. So, I smoked a bowl at roughly 930 during a commercial break of TUF, and by the time it was over, I was good and ready. I drove to Wendys and ordered 3 5 piece chicken nuggets. The total came out to be something like 3.21 or some shit, something incredible like that. So I pulled up to the window, handed the lady a 5 piece, and she gave me my change. But there was a problem: I was so high that after I got my change, I drove away. I completely forgot that I had even ordered food, I was so fucked up, and I only realized this after I parked my car in the parking lot of my apartment complex and grabbed at the passenger seat for my food. So I just said fuck it, and made myself some maruchan instant ramen instead.

- Yu