The No-Homo article of the week comes from Yahoo Sports' preview of Jacoby Ellsbury and Clay Buchholz. In describing the first meeting of the duo, Jeff Passan writes:
Buchholz and Ellsbury have been in this together for a while. About three years ago, they showed up in Lowell, Mass., Ellsbury polished at Oregon State, Buchholz raw from Angelina College, a Texas juco. Both were first-round picks, and the Red Sox decided to room them together.
When they walked in, the beds were sheetless, the room without air conditioning. Ellsbury sat on the plastic mattress.
"You'd roll over," he said, "and it'd go, 'Kchhhhh.' "
The beds softened as the men hardened.
Now what the fuck is that? The beds softened as the men hardened? That's inexcusable, damn. You can read the rest of the article here
- Yu Miyagawa
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